Thank You Note to Mattel for New Barbie...

 

Here is a "Thank You Note" for Jimmy Fallon...

Thanks Mattel for making a new Barbie that makes my job as a parent to an 11 year old daughter a little more difficult now...Pink hair, Tats, extra piercings, short skirts, skull and cross bones t-shirt, stillettos...

Well, on the plus side, I bet Barbie still has a 40-inch bust with a 14-inch waist.

Of course there will never be "Muffin Top" Barbie! Where is "Recovering from Plastic Surgery" Barbie? Bruised and swollen...Maybe spring?

Or, Barbie has breastfed three babies and needs a "lift"? No...we won't be seeing her.

Where's my future leverage now?
"But Mom,  Emily has...even Barbie has...."

TOUGH little girl!!! You are still required by law to sit in the back seat!!!

 

Written in 2011